INCANDESCENT
7 minutes
A tale of mountains, bandits, forbidden love, kidnappings and blood feuds … elementary my dear.
Instructions: Meander and mesmerize, stretch like a cat and bark like a nightingale.

STATE OF ILLFITTING (Never knew you blues)
5 minutes
Sand in your eyes.
Instructions: Take a delusion and pickle it for fifteen years. A delicious bi-polar treat!

CRATER PUNCHER
5 minutes
A shanghaied sailor who wants to go back home faces Xeno's paradox combined with laws of probability.
Instructions: Bare knuckle box on the moon.

STIFLED
4 minutes
A ham sandwich is better than nothing … Nothing is better than eternal happiness …
Therefore … A ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness. Sorry.
Instructions: Drink some more Bombay Sapphire.

LEAKY AURA
4 minutes
Going 90 with your steel toothbrush out of alignment while using a wheel.
Instructions: Don't let the piñata hit you!

HISTORICAL REENACTMENT
6 minutes
i don't know heaven or god above
i sure know pain pain that comes from love
might sound funny but ill tell you this true
ten years later i'm still thinking of you
Instructions: None needed … it's the night of reincarnation.

AUGER
6 minutes
Hand in hand like chain shot to cause more damage.
Instructions: Trephinate yourself.

BOMBAST & DEXTERITY
5 minutes
The circus is in town! … but the acrobats seem to be wearing casts. An epic battle ensues among gravity, plaster, ligaments, muscle, scar tissue, a misplaced liver and calcium.
Instructions: High gain arrow fletched with shark feathers shot into the sunset to ignite the sunrise.