HAVEN OPENER
8 minutes
A peg leg marathon pall bearer quests for the philosopher's stone, which turns out to be in someone's gall. Whose? Maybe the croupier's?
Instructions: Construct your own X-Ray machine using only musical instruments.

JUDO OF IMPLOSION
5 minutes
Gravity and levity take turns describing the principles of demolition using only agitated gestures and facial expressions.
Instructions: Orchestrate an equestrian event by applying pressure on a gas pedal which has an orange stuck underneath it.

ALFRED BREACH
6 minutes
Alfred breaches a series of basements to re-navigate his solitary journey from solid-state to gaseous-state but the intrigue of a subterranean ballroom interrupts his follies; none shall dance without paying the toll.
Instructions: Shift gears to break the transmission, collect sea shells over the course of three years.

TSETSE
5 minutes
Lonely kamikaze, Just like me
Perfect enemy, Just like me
Blacken my hands, Blacken my lungs
Blacken heart, Blacken my mind
Sleep-ing Sick
Tsetse!
Instructions: Black out during a blackout. Again and again.

LEAKY AURA
4 minutes
Do you experience spells of dizziness, cold and sweaty hands, chronic numbness, sore throat, runny nose, shortness of breath, chest pains, swollen extremities, runny breath, spells of nose, sore sweat, chronic hands, cold shortness, dizzy throat, chest extremities, or taco leg? You may have a case of Leaky Aura.
Instructions: Undergo acupuncture treatment and whirl like a dervish.

SOL et SPES, a.k.a. TTK
10 minutes
Supernatural intervention manifests itself as a rare identity disorder. Miners dig for coal but their canary gradually transforms into a mole leading them ever deeper into the Black Sea. A fisherman fishes a mole and gradually transforms into a canary. There is no rhyme and there is no reason … only sun and hope.
Instructions: Remove your earplugs.